Good evening, my friends,
Yes, we had a good book signing at Curves and have seven new fans of my writing. Most want this newest book, “The Texas Two Card Hold ‘em Heist”. After the nice article in the Rockport Pilot, there has been a lot of interest in this story.
While I’m talking about stories, let me tell you that “The Expendables” was worse than I thought it might be. I don’t know where the people come up with the non-plots for this stupid kind of a movie.
The six good guys fly into a heavily guarded island unnoticed, (of course), and take on about 400 armed soldiers, who stand around and let our “heroes” slaughter them by the dozens. Body parts fly everywhere while not one of our “good” guys is wounded in any way, shape for form.
The pilots lead you to believe Bruce Willis plays a big role - he is only on screen about 3 minutes and yet manages to throw the “f” bomb about ten times, (or more), in that short period. What is it with his dirty mouth?
There are more explosions and mayhem then any sane person can stand. After they miraculously escape in their old plane, they turn back to strafe a dock and kill forty-one of the opposing troops, plus blow up the entire dock as they fly joyfully away. Wouldn’t this island object to being strafed? Wouldn’t this be an international incident? What trash.
In one scene, one of our heroes opens all the valves on several huge gas tanks and lets the fuel flow out into some very convenient trenches that run all over the compound they are attacking. Of course, none of the bad guys smell the gas fumes. So fifteen minutes later, the gas is there, conveniently, so they can set it off and kill more bad guys.
In the middle of the movie, Stylvester S. shoots one of his guys who had gone bad “two inches above his heart”, to hear S. S. tell it. Yet at the end of the movie, which is about two days later, the guy is sitting in a tattoo parlor with his buddies with a small bandage on his chest. I guess he heals very fast.
This film is not worth the money we paid to see it, and we got in on Senior rates. The only good thing about the entire evening was the free popcorn. I’d rate it about four zeros, not stars.
But, enough. Go and see it if you want to waste your money and time. Then let me know what you think. Yeah, I know, it’s only a movie, but it’s a BAAAADDDD movie.
We head for Houston early tomorrow morning for Carol’s eye doctor, so will report on that when we get back.
Right now, it’s early to bed, early to rise - which is supposed to make us bright eyed and wise…we’ll see.
Until next time, keep on voting for us, and Vaya con Dias, my friends,
Karl & Carol
